Tuesday, October 12, 2010

I think I'm being punked?

Ever since we moved into our apartment its been basically the biggest shitshow I have ever been a part of.
Our original landlord sold the apartment building two weeks after we signed our one year lease. Consequently, he signed it over to the two hugest a-holes I ever met.

They immediately began demolitioning throughout the entire building while we were living there. They drilled giant holes into the floors of our bedrooms..cut down trees in the front yard with chainsaws at 6AM..and would shut off our water at random times of the day. That was the start.

After two weeks of being fed up and us plotting their deaths within our ghetto apartment walls..we politely asked them when all this stupid shit would be done.  They said two weeks. It is now the SECOND WEEK of October..
and I kid you not there is a man digging a six foot trench around the entire outside of our building.

Last week a man on a ladder was working on god knows what right outside our bathroom window, and we now have over 12 cameras conveniently place around the outside and inside of our building- one nicely placed outside our apartment door.

Not to mention- that our water is third degree burn hot when on the cold part of the dial. We nicely put up a message on the maintence wall that our water was hot enough to hospitalize us to which they replied- turn it down-     Its on COLD- We Arent Stupid-  is what I left on the board this morning.

I'm currently contemplating ways to get evicted because as much as living at home with my siblings and parents makes me want to take a long walk off a short cliff- atleast their is running normal temperature water and no nazi landlords trying to be slumlord millionaires..

So any eviction suggestions by all means- Im open to anything.

5 comments:

  1. Ahaha . . turn it down. Okay buddy. I'd have to agree that you're being punkd because I don't think any decent landlord should show that lack of concern. If you're trying to get evicted . . stop paying rent? That might solve that problem.

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  2. No really legit don't pay rent until all that shit like holes in bedroom floors is fixed, even if you don't want to get kicked out. I'm guessing it doesn't say anything in the lease about dealing with that

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  3. I'm pretty sure you can legally do something here to get the landlord in trouble, if he's doing shit like that I think that might count as un-livable conditions or invasion of privacy, try to discuss it with one of your CJ major friends.... but on the other hand if you're trying to get evicted I suggest doing something legendary like holding the biggest and most fucked up party in Bridgewater History, so that way you can atleast go out with a bang and like a G

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  4. I agree with Sean. Also, I'm pretty sure that workers aren't allow to start working until after 8am in the morning...not 6am. lol

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  5. This is so sad! I hope everything works out. No one should be allowed to treat another person in this way. Find a way to get out of there fast! And see if there are any legal actions you can take to get back at them. :)

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